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ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:40:50 -0400

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:40:40 -0400

thewinchesterswagger: sometimes i forget quality blogs follow me and i’m like

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:40:33 -0400

thewinchesterswagger:

sometimes i forget quality blogs follow me and i’m like

dongstrider: im—really—weird: psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:40:12 -0400

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

edsdick: kawaiierection: its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:39:54 -0400

edsdick:

kawaiierection:

its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it

this text post hit me like a train

whippedsimon: angels-and-alcohol: bowsandbitemarksxo: sillygrr...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:39:39 -0400

whippedsimon:

angels-and-alcohol:

bowsandbitemarksxo:

sillygrrrl:

octopuscunt:

minorfallandthemajorlift:

Kiki Smith - Lilith, 1994 - Bronze, silicon, and glass.

“In medieval Jewish lore, Lilith was Adam’s first wife. When she demanded to be Adam’s equal, she was evicted from the Garden of Eden. Lilith flew away to the demon world, replaced by the more submissive Eve. Smith catches us off guard with Lilith’s pose and placement. Most sculptures receive our gaze passively, but Lilith stares back with piercing brown eyes, ready to pounce.”

hella dope

THANK YOU

my mother told me this story over and over when I was little

“Always be Lilith, never Eve”

Guys do you think Supernatural Lilith is this Lilith

What about TMI Lilith

thetremblingofmyhand: Hey, let’s read some fanfics lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:38:45 -0400

thetremblingofmyhand:

Hey, let’s read some fanfics

lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS

we-should-date-because-i: jensenshackled: rnomos: if your otp has ruined your life and you know...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:37:44 -0400

we-should-date-because-i:

jensenshackled:

rnomos:

if your otp has ruined your life and you know it clap your hands

gurdyrootsandnifflers: cellazar-slytherin: Gay rights...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:37:26 -0400

gurdyrootsandnifflers:

cellazar-slytherin:

Gay rights activists: known universally for their awesome signs

Would you rather I marry your daughter is my favorite one.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:35:50 -0400

lolzpicx: You can bearly tell the difference.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:35:40 -0400

lolzpicx:

You can bearly tell the difference.

tarnagona: [x] :o It’s a kitten cuddling a fennec fox.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:35:30 -0400

tarnagona:

[x]

:o It’s a kitten cuddling a fennec fox.

lovexliz: darlingyoufuckedupp: taraebooks: joebagofdoughnuts: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:34:55 -0400

lovexliz:

darlingyoufuckedupp:

taraebooks:

joebagofdoughnuts:

More proof that Cats are not nearly as graceful and agile as we give them credit for….

ITS FUCKING FEET

I CANT BREATHE

I thought the cat in the back was real

trillow: on the phone with police after reporting a murder no you hang up first

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:34:18 -0400

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

accio-my-childhood: bogleech: what-are-you-doing-here: goddess...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:34:08 -0400

accio-my-childhood:

bogleech:

what-are-you-doing-here:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

Source

There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.

She won being a pirate.

She got history’s high score.

A Kaleesi.

cheftier: metallikato: nuggles: when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:33:45 -0400

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

wizabet: sketchlock: mshpiece: misscherry: meowlingquimm: j...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:33:01 -0400

wizabet:

sketchlock:

mshpiece:

misscherry:

meowlingquimm:

johnisdollywood:

I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash.

this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home

this is so stupid why am I laughing

SHUT UP THIS WAS SO BAD

THANK THANK THANK THANK

,

lethalcareers: hunger games dictionary — arena edition

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:32:47 -0400

lethalcareers:

hunger games dictionary — arena edition

jaredsasquatch: I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:32:40 -0400

jaredsasquatch:

I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS EVERY ONE’S REACTION ON HERE WHEN GETTING COMPLIMENTED.

Contrary to Popular Belief...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:31:42 -0400

thescienceofjohnlock:

averypotterseniorfeels:

bbc-booknerd12888:

I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch

I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason

I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant

I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston

I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ

I do not watch anything just for hot guys

I can still appreciate that they are really hot

Hi there.

ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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dongstrider: im—really—weird: psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that...

edsdick: kawaiierection: its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love...

whippedsimon: angels-and-alcohol: bowsandbitemarksxo: sillygrr...

thetremblingofmyhand: Hey, let’s read some fanfics lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS

we-should-date-because-i: jensenshackled: rnomos: if your otp has ruined your life and you know...

gurdyrootsandnifflers: cellazar-slytherin: Gay rights...

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lolzpicx: You can bearly tell the difference.

tarnagona: [x] :o It’s a kitten cuddling a fennec fox.

lovexliz: darlingyoufuckedupp: taraebooks: joebagofdoughnuts: ...

trillow: *on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

accio-my-childhood: bogleech: what-are-you-doing-here: goddess...

cheftier: metallikato: nuggles: when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times...

wizabet: sketchlock: mshpiece: misscherry: meowlingquimm: j...

lethalcareers: hunger games dictionary — arena edition

jaredsasquatch: I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS...

Contrary to Popular Belief...

trillow: on the phone with police after reporting a murder no you hang up first